Website updates are traumatic. Usually because I don't realise it's happened so next time I log in, it's "what the fuck's happened to my page?!?!" Also, I cba to work out what's broken the mood emotes THIS time, so just pretend it says "bored"
Anyways
I have nothing to write about so MEME TEIM

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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.whut?
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total: 3
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. (does a "y" count?"
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10'' (5'8''

[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands. (espec during public speaking )
Total: 3
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (haha more than occasionally)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (WOOOOO!)
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
African American
[ ] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. (air rifle?)
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. (?)
Total: 2
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German. (Hahaha mein schlaffsac est auf feuer!)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 6
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French. (voulez vous coucher

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[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4
American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (Stereotypical moreso)
Total: 2
Recap:
British: 6
Australian: 3
Italian: 3
Spanish: 2
Russian: 4
Irish: 4
African American: 3
Asian: 2
German: 6 O.o
Canadian: 4
American: 2